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31 Aug

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXVI

With the NFL season beginning in less than one week, We at NEWRON headquarters are happy to know that neuroengineers are finally lending a hand in keeping our football players alive and well. Sure, these scientists could be spending their lives curing debilitating diseases that people get without intentionally bashing their head’s into others, but […]

24 Aug

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXV

This latest edition of NEWRON has not one, but two articles featuring Johns Hopkins University scientists that made it all the way through the highly selective NEWRON publishing staff filters and into your inboxes. In case you didn’t know it already, Hopkins has got a decent research thing going on.

Spam-Filter Math Used to Understand How […]

17 Aug

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXIV

Welcome to the trippy edition of NEWRON. One of our lead NEWRON editors recently got his wisdom teeth extracted today and is currenlty doped up on a variety of mind-altering narcotics. Aren’t the colors far out?

ELECTRICAL IMPLANT STEADIES BALANCE DISORDER IN ANIMALS

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/Press_releases/2007/08_06a_07.html

Hearing […]

12 Aug

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXIII

The NEWRON publishing staff would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the premature and unintentional dissemination of this week’s issue, which occurred earlier this evening. Sometimes we get a little too excited and just can’t hold ourselves back from sending out the latest riveting news in the world of neuroengineering. We will try […]

03 Aug

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXII

Happy Friday all!
Man Regains Speech After Brain Stimulation
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/08/01/health/01cnd-brain.html?em&ex=1186200000&en=95f2b4f58d93163f&ei=5087%0A
A 38-year-old man who spent more than five years in a mute, barely conscious state as a result of a severe head injury is now communicating regularly with family members and recovering his ability to move after having his brain stimulated with pulses of electric current, […]

27 Jul

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XXI

Issue XXI has been causing quite a stir around the NEWRON publishing office, bringing back memories of what was probably the greatest Super Bowl ever, Super Bowl XXI in which the New York Giants defeated the Denver Broncos by a score of 39-20 and Phil Simms setting a Super Bowl and NFL postseason record […]

20 Jul

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XX

“One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” is what Neil Armstrong said 38 years ago on this very day, as he was the first human ever to set foot on a celestial body. And we at NEWRON publishing believe similar sentiments are felt when describing this milestone of the twentieth issue […]

13 Jul

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XIII — Friday XIII

For those of you keeping count at home, this is the second 13th issue of NEWRON. No, this is not because the NEWRON publishers forgot how to count up to 19. We have this odd 1-day bug in our system that only allows us to put the Roman numerals ‘XIII’ in our subject. We hope […]

06 Jul

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XVIII

We hope you all enjoyed your Fourth of July. As an indication of just how committed our NEWRON editors are, it has been said around the office that the fireworks looked to some of us like neurons, with the central explosion spot as the soma and protruding flares as the dendrites. Some editors even imagined […]

29 Jun

NEWRON: Vol I, Issue XVII

We at NEWRON publishing would like to wish you a happy fourth fourth of July! And if you are sad even after all the fireworks and BBQ’s, may you should try getting a hold of some electrodes and a neurosurgeon to zap you into happiness.

Brain Electrodes Zap Depression
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2007/06/01/electrodes_tec.html?category=health&guid=20070601131500
Stimulating different parts of the brain with […]

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